I Want to Mash You Up

Right from the start You smelled like beef It stole my heart And I couldn’t wait to kiss you You showed your other parts to me That really looked like beef patties And I still wanted to kiss you Beef, beef, beef, beef Whoa, beef, beef, beef, beef Whoa, beef, beef, beef, beef Whoa, beef, beef, beef Just give me some seasoning A little bit’s enough You look like a potato Wanna mash, oh, mash you up Put you in a jar Put you right into a jar in my ‘erator I don’t finish my meals I’m lighter when I’m drunk I’m sorry you don’t understand Where all of this is coming from I love you like French fries My head is running wild again I wanna put you in a pan And make you into fries I’ve been having real cool dreams Your burrito and sour cream Whoa, I also own a soda stream In my dreams, dreams, dreams In my dreams, dreams, dreams Just give me some seasoning A little bit’s enough You look like a potato Wanna mash, oh, mash you up Put you in a jar Put you right into a jar in my ‘erator I don’t finish my meals I eat them later These fries actually suck I hate them so much Please take me to brunch No, not brunch as in lunch Brunch is 11:00-2:00 I thought that’s something you knew No, you didn’t, did you Who am I talking to Don’t give me any seasoning A little bit’s too much You still look like a potato But I don’t wanna mash you up Don’t get in that jar I said don’t get in that jar Get out of my ‘erator Okay, fine, I’ll eat you later Just give me some seasoning A little bit’s enough You look like a potato Wanna mash, oh, mash you up Put you in a jar Put you right into a jar in my ‘erator I don’t finish my meals I eat them later, when I’m drunk I eat them later, when I’m drunk Be cautious of your sodium intake