I love you similes

I love you like a worm loves dirt I love you as much as amputations hurt I love you as much as hobos smell I love you like they love the dinner bell I love you like midgets love limbo I love you like STDs love a bimbo But sometimes I’m down It’ll make you frown We’re gonna fall out of the tree But that’s how it’ll go When you’re tied at the soul To a crazy stupid guy like me Like a mold spore in a flooded bakery Thats how happy you make me Like a flesh eating disease on a wrestling mat I’m thankful for you just like that Like an alpaca loves Peru That’s how much I love you Like a tripping hippie loves a tree Thats how much you mean to me (refrain) I want you to know I think you’re the one Like how surely we’d die without the sun I want you to know I’m in love with you Like how surely you’d hate a scorpion in your shoe That’s how surely I love you I love you like a man without eyelids Would love a staring contest I love you like a women who couldn’t have any kids Would love a new uterus You make me as happy as birds of prey feel When they see a box of kittens laying out in a field I love you like a fly love shit I love you like a fat man lives to sit