Modern world

Crazy way to get your kicks They shoot the silicone in your lips If your figure makes you sad, They suck the fat right off your back Make up your mind about your tits,girls They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit,girls There's only one thing they can't fix No,I won't let you be misled And that's the whole in your head Can't do nothin' 'bout that Chorus: Hail,hail,moden world Hail to all you boys and girls Hail,hail the colour green Hail,hail to what I've seen Hail,hail,hail this modern world You tell her that she's beautiful You put her on a pedastal But as you cook a triple lax Imagination kicks in The more you think about sex,boys With someone else,the better it gets,boys Do you have a purpose in your lives, Besides cheating on the wives For fuck's sake,show some sense! Chorus: Hail,hail,modern world Hail to all you boys and girls Hail,hail the colour green Hail,hail to what I've seen Hail,hail,hail this modern world Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah Well,these days adoption is a hot thing You can get a child for nearly nothing You take 'em home to a nanny Buy off your guilt with toys and candy But all the money that you work for,girls Can't compare it to love,boys There's only one thing they can't fix, No,I won't let you be misled And that's the whole in your head Can't do nothin' 'bout that Chorus: Hail,hail,modern world Hail to all you boys and girls Hail,hail the colour green Hail,hail to what I've seen Hail,hail,hail this modern world