Bigger boys and stolen sweetherats

There's always somebody taller With more of a wit And he's equipped to enthrall her And her friends think he's fit And you just can't measure up no You don't have a prayer Wishing you had made the most of her When she was there They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go Oh no He might be one of those boys That's all pretty and vain Likes to go in the sunbed And stays out of the rain So that he don't get his hair wet You wouldn't want that At least he hasn't got a Nova Or a Burberry hat They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go Of course you were Have you heard what she's been doing? Never did it for me He picks her up at the school gates At twenty past three She's been with all the boys But never went very far She wagged English and Science Just to go in his car They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched my bird And he'd probably kick my head in, oh Now the girls have grown But I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts So I'm better off without her anyway I said I wasn't sad to see her go But I'm only pretending, you know Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know Oh I'm only pretending, you know