Sports & wine

Destiny was calling Monday afternoon Wednesday you'll be crawling And you'll pray to be there soon With sports and wine Some men never grew up Fortunate like you Some men never found out What it takes to be a dude That's Sports and Wine The girls don't understand it What you think is art My oh my we're all impressed How sensitive you are Everybody's talkin' about you now You know it's true Always has been sports and wine for you So you ask me how I think I know Just what makes you tick I know what I know y'know I know you make me sick Sports and wine Girls don't understand it Anything you say I don't understand it either Guess that makes me gay Everybody's talking 'bout you now You know it's true...