No woman

Five hours of football one afternoon Three nights of poker, dragging in past two Four years of trying to make it last Even a fool could do the math Chorus: No Woman is gonna hang around For some man who can’t figure it out Do the numbers it all adds up to No woman, no woman for you Twenty seven boxes and one U-haul truck Three brawny men loading it up One thousand “I’m sorry’s” ten minutes too late One fed up girl on the interstate Repeat chorus Solo Bridge: Congratulations, Einstein, look at what you’ve done You solved the equation for two minus one Repeat Chorus