Dan abnormal (the meanie leanie)

La la la laaaa (5 times, then background throughout the song) Meanie Leanie come on down Come and entertain the town It's Friday night and we're all bored Time's been called there is no more Time's been called it's such a bore (All together now) Dan Abnormal not normal at all It's not his fault we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault: Dan watches T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. The Meanie Leanie stays up late Mopes around gets in a state He's the killer in your arcade A shooting gangster ready made 'Cause that is where the future's made (All together now) Dan Abnormal not normal at all It's not his fault we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault: Dan watches T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. (Teleport me) T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. (Teleport me) T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. Dan went to his local burger bar "I WANT McNORMAL AND CHIPS! OR I'LL BLOW YOU TO BITS! GIVE US IT!" It's the miseries at half-past three Watching video nasties Has dirty dreams while he's asleep 'Cause Dan's just like you and me He's the Meanie Leanie (All together now) Dan Abnormal not normal at all It's not his fault we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault: Dan watches T.V. Dan Abnormal not normal at all Oh it's not his fault we made him this way He'll imitate you try to ape you But it's not his fault: Dan Abnormal's.... me La la la laaaa (5 times)