Somebody get my mom (corecte)

woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later I was outside your door and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, I lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse m coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again and I don't want to be just friends I said thanks for the ride ll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry, I just want my mom, somebody get my mom, I just want my mom, get my mom authorities came I guess I was gone, next thing you know I