Ballad of mutt

Before I met my baby, There was a whole lot going on Yes, before I met my baby, There was a whole lot going on I used to wag my tail in every corner, Never hesitate to give that bitch a bone Before I met my baby, Didn't have a clue Before I met my baby, I didn't know what I should do Before I met my baby, This misguided mutt Made dog meat out of you And everybody else She went to see my kennel, She said it’s like a rabbit hutch She went to see me kennel, She said it smells too much She wouldn't wag her tail or nothing at all Until the furniture-man come One time, baby, I took her for a walk Two timing bitch, I tried to squash her under a truck Three time loser, this ain't no game Five hand shuffle driving me insane I can't get it when I want it, When I call her She don't answer to her name We settle down into a laugh of bliss, Or so it seemed I adjusted to the endless Wine and food mixes end her talking to me It was hell, I tell you And when I dug my bone up, She threw my bone right back at me! I’m finished with that bitch, He'd left her tied up to a tree She had a note around her neck saying, “Take this one, she’s free” Before I met my baby, My life was misery Before I met my baby, My life was misery