Apple pie cowboy toothpaste

How many wrong turns can I make I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me But if she won't give it up well that's O.K I never liked that drunk ass bitch anyway When she does it's on there she goes she's pissin on my floor How many trips to the E.R will it take she gets her stomach pumped and runs to buy another case of the Michelob cause the Lonestar just won't do and the beer tastes awfully used St. Idesand even Special Brew (Insert Hi-fi Hard Core Supa-Dupa Fly Gangsta Rap here)