Another perfect catastrophe

Ain't nothing like it When it's twisting and reeling They'll put the boot right in your eye Because when the floor turns into wall And then the wall turns into ceiling Oh what a lovely way to die Another perfect catastrophe Is just waiting to happen Waiting for the moment to transpire Another perfect catastrophe Is just dying to go down It's only looking for the Perfect place and time Oh wouldn't you love To be my partner in crime So many tricks that we could try So if you want to find out What it would been like to my Co-conspiritor Open up the door and step inside When retreat is not an option And remorse just ain't your style There must be something left to do Because every tragedy is a comedy Unless you're the victim Then you're just another monkey in the zoo