Why does it hurt when i pee

Act I SCENE SEVEN WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE? Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery. . . JOE: Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up 'N' grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt... when... I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?