Homer is perfect

Everybody thinks he's GREAT! (They Do? ..Do do do do do do do do doo!) Homer's got what it takes! ONE TWO THREE FOUR! (RAP) Everybody thinks he's GREAT! Homer's got what it takes! (Aw yeah!) Everybody knows who... Who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! (That's right!) Everybody thinks he's GREAT! (Uh huh!) I could watch him all day! Everbody knows who... who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! (Yeah!) Homer's a funny man Works at a power plant He might be lazy I like him anyway! Maybe he's kind of LARGE His wife's name is Marge He hangs out at MO's When he gets mad he says "D'oH!" Some people don't treat him well! But they can all go to.. SPRINGFIELD!! Homer is PERFECT!! He really WORKS it (I work it!) When I watch the SIMPSONS every night! (That's right!) I really GO NUTS! When he eats DOUGHNUTS! He might be slow but that's alright (Hey!) Homer is PERFECT! And when he starts to DROOL I think it's REALLY COOL His stomach might be big He did the spider pig! Maybe he's not too smart He tries to strangle Bart (Bart!) Might have a low I.Q. He buys beer from APU! He might not have too much hair! (Yeah yeah yeah!) But I just don't really care! Homer is PERFECT (Perfect!) He really works it! (Work it!) Sometimes he might not seem too bright (Hey!) Homer is PERFECT!! (WooHoo!) And he DESERVES IT (Deserves it!) If he wants to watch T.V all night! Doesn't have manners! And I hate Flanders! He might be a little overweight! (Ohh!) Homer is perfect! (BRIDGE) And I love that guy.. In a straight kind of way! (Homer is perfect!) I have every show on DVD so I can watch HIM ALL day! (You know I do!) (HOMER SPEECH) "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here.. is "never try." Because trying is the first step towards failure!" ONE TWO THREE FOUR! Everybody thinks he's GREAT! Homer's got what it takes! (That's right!) Everybody knows who... who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! (WooHoo!) Everybody thinks he's GREAT! (Here we go!) I could watch him all day! (Uh huh!) Everbody knows who... Who I'm talkin bout Homer is just that way! Homer is PERFECT!! He really WORKS it! (Work it!) I watch the SIMPSONS every night! (That's right!) I really GO NUTS! When he eats DOUGHNUTS! He might be slow but that's alright Oh, Homer is PERFECT! And he DESERVES IT (Deserve it!) If he wants to watch T.V all day! Homer is PERFECT (WooHoo!) He really works it! He is the BEST that's why I say..(Ohhh!) That Homer is PERFECT!! HOMER'S.. PERFECT! (You know!) (I know!) Homer is PERFECT!