Dead body man

"This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now." "Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11."