Piggy pie (old school)

Once upon a time there were three little pigs who went out into the big world to build thier homes and seek thier fortunes. The first little piggy, his house is made of wood He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood He likes to fuck his sister and drink his moonshine A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine! I rode into town with my axe in my holster Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster The sherrif at the border,he tried to take me out I drew my axe with the quickness-and cut his adam's apple out! Walked in the village and to the piggy's place He opened up his door and shot me in the face And blew me off the porch-and blew my head in half But I'm a Juggalo so it only made me laugh (ha ha!) Axe in hand, I rose like the dead And swung with all my might- made a thump noise in his head Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun And blew his fuckin tounge out the back of his cranium!!