Super x - ray vision

So you like guys in uniform I think I'll buy a uniform And maybe you will like me better Maybe I will like me better. And maybe I'll be stronger with my super x-ray vision Then I could see right through you Just like you could see through me, Mr super feelings boy I know a policeman, he carries a gun He has superhuman strength He lives in the sun I know a policeman, he carries a gun He never feels helpless He never has fun Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, like me So you like the way he looks I think I kind of look that way If I died my hair and grew a bit, and threw away the cape. Only to reveal the helpless little boy that can't destroy a fly with worthless x-ray vision So who's it gonna be? Mr Super-Hero man or me?