Introducing me

I'm good at wasting time, I think lyrics need to rhyme, And you're not asking, But im tryin' grow a mustache. I eat cheese, But only on pizza, please, And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla Otherwise it smells like feet to me. And I, I really like it When the moon looks like a toenail And I love it when you say my name. If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this. A part of me that shows, If we're close gonna let you see, Everything But remember that you asked for it. I'm tryna do my best to impress But its easier to let you Take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, My heart, Well you asked for it. For your perusing, At times confusing, Slightly amusing, Introducing Me. do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do-do la-da-da-da la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da I never trust a dog to watch my food And I like to use the word "dude" as a noun or an adverb or an adjective And I, I've never really been into cars I like really cool guitars and superheros And checks with lots of zeros on them I love the sound of violins and making someone smi-i-ile If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this. A part of me that shows, If we're close gonna let you see, Everything But remember that you asked for it. I'm tryin' to do my best to impress But it's easier to let you Take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear the things in my brain, My heart, Well you asked for it. For your perusing, At times confusing, Possibly amusing, Introducing Me. Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime. So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this. A part of me that shows, If we're close gonna let you see, Everything But remember that you asked for it. I'm tryin' do my best to impress But its easier to let you Take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, My heart, Well you asked for it. For your perusing, At times confusing, Hopefully amusing, Introducing Me. do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do-do Introducing me.