Floyd the barber

Hello Cobain. Come on in. Floyd observes my hairy chin. Sit down in the chair don't be afraid. Steamed hot towel on my face. I was shaved. [x3] Barney ties me to the chair. I can't see I'm really scared. Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip. Pee-pee pressed against my lips. I was shaved. [x3] I sense others in the room. Opie, Aunt be I presume. They take turns and cut me up. I die smothered in Andy's snot. I was shave. [x3]