The under assistant west coast promotion man

Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A. Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A. But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am I'm an under assistant West Coast Promo man Well I promo groups when they come into town Well I promo group when they come into town Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am I'm a necessary talent behind ev'ry rock and roll band I'm sharp...