My ex - boyfriends

Tonight is a night for ex boyfriends I'm trying to call all my ex boyfriends 'Cause i feel alone And i need one of my ex boyfriends to be here with me Just like my friend or more Tonight is a night for ex boyfriends But i think i hate all my ex boyfriends It's funny em? I can only call my american ex boyfriend They're not to mean but they're to far for sex, sex, sex, sex So i give a message to all my ex boyfriends saying : Hey what's up ? How are you my friend? Coming to New-York soon, would you be my fuck friend You'll never reply 'cause You think i'm just depress and y'oure right ! My ex boyfriends... No, you don't even deserve to have your name in a crap song So i wont say your names Anyway, you begin have to know It's all about you (X8) The name who has the number one start with a T He said : "Hey come on it's gonna be so fun" But it's the ~most and~ funny person that i have ever mets Anyway he was gorgeous and sweets Boring that ~suit~ Until the day he said, until the day he said : Sorry baby but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in commun Age : twenty-six Dumped : after two months Profession : liar, liar, liar, liar, you such a fucking liar ! We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (X3) We were in love...! The name who has the number two start with a K No, i'm sure it start with a C but with a K he think he's the coolest I was ready to leave Paris for him And be good housewife in the middle of the Kansas But from one day to the other He decided it was over For no reason you know, just because it's over. He was so romantic Sex was so eletric Everything was magic But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick ! Age : thirty-three Dumped : after three months of dreams and tears and tears and tears and teaaaars... We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (X3) We were in love...! The name who has the number three start with a M The winner of the competition The worse of them... All the days he watch TV and ~Ducoc~ drink whisky And scream his jalousy He was not romantic Sex was catastrophic He was an alcoholic He was just pathetic, just pathetic There is some that you wanna talk about and some that you don't There is some that you wanna hear about and some that you don't Only hear about you guys i wanna hear about you ! 'Cause anyway you know that is all about you It's all about you (X8) Tell me why are you gone You're just loosers and i'm alone Tell me why are you gone You're just loosers and i'm alone Again...