A lonely jew on christmas

It`s Hard To Be A Jew On Christmas my Friends Won`t Let Me Join In Any Games.. and I Can`t Sing Christmas Songs or Decorate A Christmas Tree.. or Leave Water Out For Rudolph `cause There`s Something Wrong With Me.. my People Don`t Believe In Jesus Christ`s Divinity.. i`m A Jew, A Lonely Jew.. On Christmas. hanukkah Is Nice, But Why Is It, that Santa Passes Over My House Every Year? and Instead Of Eating Ham i Have To Eat Kosher Latkes.. instead Of Silent Night i`m Singing Hey-hach-dol-gavish.. and What The Fuck Is Up with Lighting All These Fucking Candles, Tell Me Please? i`m A Jew, A Lonely Jew.. i Can`t Be Merry, `cause I`m Hebrew.. On Christmas. hey Little Boy, I Can`t Help But Hear, you`re Feeling Left Out Of Christmas Cheer.. but I`ve Come To See That You Shouldn`t Be Sad this Is The One Month That You Shoud Be Glad.. because It`s Nice To Be A Jew On Christmas you Don`t Have To Deal With The Season At All.. you Don`t Have To Be On Your Best Behavior, Or Give To Charity you Don`t Have To Go To Grandma`s House With Your Alcoholic Family.. and I Don`t Have To Sit On Some Fake Santa`s Lap and Have Him Breathe His Stinky Breath On Me! that`s Right! You`re A Jew, A Stylin` Jew.. it`s A Good Time, To Be Hebrew.. On Christmas.