The decline and fall of me

Now I stutter, now I dribble Other than that, I'm lots like I was then The decline and fall of me I just shaved my nose off, oh well Other than that, I'm lots like I was then The decline and fall of me If I had a hammer I would drop it and break it Look at the pieces Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas Check out my pizzas Now your jokes seem really funny Other than that, I'm lots like I was then The decline and fall of me Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye Chart position, bubbling under, drowning And goodbye future Mrs. Mael, Mael The decline and fall, decline and fall, decline and fall of me I'm fading away I'm fading away I'm fading away