pain - I’m on a boat

T-Pain : Shawty The Lonely Island Oh sh!t, get your towels ready it's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the f@#king deck But stay on your motherf@#king toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherf@#king boat The Lonely Island (TLI) I'm on a boat motherf--ker take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherf@#ker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, b!tch We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh!t The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherf--ker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me oh Get the f@#k up, this boat is real F--k land, I'm on a boat, motherf@#ker F--k trees, I climb buoys, motherf@#ker I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf--ker This boat engine make noise, motherf--ker Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible T-Pain Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I f@#ked a mermaid I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mothaf@#kin' boat sha-sha-shawty, shawty, yeah