Deck the halls (i hate christmas)

[Intro] Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) But theres one thing I'd like to say Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!) Its time for everybody to have a christmas party. Everyone but me I'll step outside Boycott your office party. No secret Santa for me. Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway. Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun. July 4 parade. A Lynchburg lemonade. An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).