Impotency

Impotency really sucks. I don't know why I can't get it up. Why me?! Why?! All of my friends make fun of me. "Hard to ejaculate! Easy to pee!" Now I can dance with girls without getting a woodrow! I'm flaccid and limp. I can't get an erection. (aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen) There must be something wrong with me. I will never get laid. I've got a penis infection. There must be something wrong with me!! Uh, duh...impotency! I went to my doctor the other day, he asked me if I was straight or gay. Well, my eyes are slanted. That's not the problem can't you see, you stupid rug rat? I've got a problem. actually, I've got a case called impotency. oh yeah, yeah.